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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Still no good

Bat found in Downtown Boise tests positive for rabies - KTVB

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

How come I can't stay sober?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

With massive funding round and $31 billion valuation, Anduril is nearing the size of defense industry giants it wants to displace - Fortune

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Is The Switch 2’s #2 Launch Game - Forbes

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Just Forget it!

Louisville earns College World Series trip with 3-2 win over Miami - Card Chronicle

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the "abundance agenda" and how does it relate to supply-side liberalism?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

SSRIs Restore Brain Function in Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Cyberpunk 2077's new update will have "scope similar" to 2.2, as CD Projekt announces delay - Eurogamer

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Michaels completes acquisition of Joann’s intellectual property and fan-favorite labels - Boston.com

Nuts and Butts

No way

share office space ...

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?